I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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