Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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