Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
