hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Randomize
