You're my little dorito
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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