Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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