He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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