Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she looked like the before picture.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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