Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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