I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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