So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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