In the future we'll all be gay
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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