I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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