So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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