Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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