I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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