he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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