But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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