Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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