So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
50% drunk capacity currently
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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