Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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