Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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