STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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