she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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