i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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