If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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