The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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