so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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