no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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