NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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