Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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