He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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