If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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