He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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