Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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