How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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