Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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