My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
