their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
