How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize