i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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