Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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