I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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