I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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