why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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