I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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