just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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