i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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