I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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