And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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