xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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