I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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