Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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