fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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