He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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