I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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