He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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